I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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