I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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