After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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