I must be too annoying 4 u.
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I want to fling myself into the sun
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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