matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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