He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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