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anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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