Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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