hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
