She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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