I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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