Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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