Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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