Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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