I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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