you guys were way drunker than both of me
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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