real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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