if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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