i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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