She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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