So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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