im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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