the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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