I wanna bring you to show and tell
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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