This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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