We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
no more duck duck goose at the bar
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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