I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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