i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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