Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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