thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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