He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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