K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I need to calm my uterus...
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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