OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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