i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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