im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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