She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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