let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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