i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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