I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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