HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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