I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
3pm strippers are depressing
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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