just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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