On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He shit in the fireplace
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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