I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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