you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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