I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
one might say we're banned from that church
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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