I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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