I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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