Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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