hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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